You may think a diamond is a metastable allotrope of carbon, where the carbon atoms are arranged in a variation of the face-centered cubic crystal structure called a diamond lattice.  But after one night in Bangkok with Diamond Dave, all you'll need to remember is - Hard. Rock.

Born in a hurricane of glitter and laser lights, Diamond Dave pilots the Brat Pack's rhythm rocket on a collision course with their musical destiny.  After spending the 90s wandering aimlessly in a funk metal band featuring flute and accordion arrangements, Diamond Dave found his density laying down tasty grooves to Josh of Seagulls sick beats.  When he and Seagulls aren't controlling the dirty dancing floor with their throbbing beats, Diamond and Brendan goes to Hollywood patrol the backstage areas of your heart with their signature double-rainbow rock kicks.

So dig into a bag of stolen Van Halen M-n-M's, rip another hole in your acid-washed jeans, and get your brick phone ready for selfies with the hardest member of the Brat Pack yet - Diamond Dave.