Just when it seemed the Brat Pack had lost its way, wandering into terrifying unknown decades, Joe Bon Joey swept in like a Master of the Universe to save us. Don't let his shy demeanor fool you: Joe Bon Joey is here to defend the 80s from out of shape and/or confusing futuristic enemies. In fact, he's the guy all those action heroes of the 80s turn to for help!

Prior to singing and dancing his way into your heart with the Brat Pack, Joe Bon Joey supervised Tuesday night bingo for yesterday's baddest bad boys, including Jean Claude Van Damme, Charles Bronson, Steven Seagal, Hulk Hogan, and Rick Astley. Whenever Chuck Norris is feeling down, he cries on Bon Joey's shoulder. In his spare time, Joe walks Clint Eastwood's bunny and gives Stallone advice on girls.

By the power of Grayskull, your Joe Bon Joey fist-bump is guaranteed to activate all sorts of gnarly powers, from Shape of Footloose to Form of Ice, Ice Baby!